What I learned in Law School

1. I look a whole lot younger than I am, and I act that way too.
2. If you want to do your business at school, use the 3rd floor library bathrooms.
3. I have absolutely no concept of time except that I am running out of it.
4. I hate feet and people who take off their flip flops and put their dirty feet on an ottoman inches from me and my stuff
5. Eat too much, drink too much and don't exercise and the pounds really accumulate (I'm too old for all those calories)
6. Free food is easy to find but not really worth it (see above)
7. Watch what you say and how you approach people because you never know who they are or who they will be (this is a general life rule I should have gotten by now)
8. TV is overrated, except for cable series
9. Nancy Botwin is most likely a criminally negligent mother
10. People on the bus are rude, especially other law students (my neighbors) who NEVER say excuse me while pushing past you in a crowded bus